– There is no internet in Cambodia, just Facebook and Youtube.
– Tuk tuk, lady?

– Many Cambodians work two jobs. While policeman is on his duty, he is also selling drink sat his family drink-stand meanwhile. At 11 PM he just takes of his uniform and continue selling cocktails.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Khmer alphabet has between 49 and 70 letters, depends how you count. All are very curly and twisted.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Cambodians take their work seriously. Your tuk tuk driver for a day trip the temples is gonna wear a shirt and nice pants. I should seriously start thinking to change my work uniform for couple of months. 🙂
– But tuk tuk tomorrow, lady?
– Angkor Wat is the biggest religious monument in the world.
– Tuk tuk $1 for you, lady?
– You can fit all Cambodians on a motorbike.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Hammocks everywhere.
– Tuk tuk?
– Let’s confuse tourists. There are Angkor and Anchor beer.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Everything in Siem Reap is called Angkor something. Angkor what??
Tuk tuk?
– You will be always surprised how a motorbike can run. Two wheels, bamboo stick and a bottle of gasoline. Yes, a bottle. Everything else is just an extra part.
– Tuk tuk? Good price for you!
– Between 1/5 and 1/4 of Cambodians live with less than $1 a day. People in rural areas eat literally everything. Just before I arrived 6 people died and 100 got poisoned because they ate a dog that they have found dead by the road. Have you found that in news? I guess no.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Siem Reap and Phnom Penh are 320 km away. This is 6 hours by van or 8-12 hours by bus. “Highway” can turn to a dusty & bumpy local road with herds of cows and other animals passing anytime.
– Tuk tuk?
– Tinder in Siem Reap: No, yes, no, no … searching for new people …
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– But, can I take you to killing fields tomorrow??
– Tuk tuk?
– Nearly 1/4 of Cambodians were killed in ’70 during when Khmer Rouge tried to create a socialistic country.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Apparently tuk tuk drivers ask only girls for a ride. One brazilian guy said the would do exactly the same if he was a tuk tuk diver.
– Tuk tuk?
– Not sure how many times I heard “tuk tuk?” in a minute.
– Tuk tuk, lady?
– Yes, to airport tomorrow!

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